I was stabbed with my pen 12 inches into my thigh. I have a 41% chance. Fuck
11 inches deep. Just over my lungs. 2% chance of survival.
Goodbye cruel world. ]]
My calculator, 9 inches deep. In my face. 99% chance of survival.
I am okay with this.
My pyjama shirt, 5 inches deep. In my temple. 15% chance of survival.
my phone, back of my neck, 7 inches deep, 75% chance of survival
I was stabbed by……a blue shopping basket from work, HOWEVER THAT HAPPENS—
It was two inches deep in the side of my neck and I have a 94% chance of survival.
I was stabbed by a box for a car adapter for my iPod six inches deep in my thigh. 74% chance of survival.
stabbed with nail polish remover
ten inches deep
cut in my face
96% chance of survival
I’ve been stabbed by my own pants in my own leg. 6 inches deep.
53% percent survival.
What the heck.
I’ve been stabbed with my blanket
5 inches deep
on my wrist
so i was stabbed with my beanbag chair??
7 inches deep in the head????
97% chance of living haH OKAY mAKES PERFECT SENSE
stabbed…with a modem, three inches deep in the ear…wait 3% chance of survival, how the fuck does that make sense
I’ve been stabbed with a cheeto
two inches deep on the face
82% chance of survival
I’ve been stabbed with my pants three inches deep into my neck. I have 14% chance of survival.
I was stabbed with my phone (HOW?), 6 inches into my arm, I have a 32% chance of survival. I’d say I’m pretty fucked, and what a sad, sad way to die.