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[[ Scissors.

11 inches deep. Just over my lungs. 2% chance of survival.

Goodbye cruel world. ]]

OOC:

My calculator, 9 inches deep. In my face. 99% chance of survival.

I am okay with this.

ooc:

My pyjama shirt, 5 inches deep. In my temple. 15% chance of survival.

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my phone, back of my neck, 7 inches deep, 75% chance of survival

eh

I was stabbed by……a blue shopping basket from work, HOWEVER THAT HAPPENS—

It was two inches deep in the side of my neck and I have a 94% chance of survival.

Ok.

I was stabbed by a box for a car adapter for my iPod six inches deep in my thigh. 74% chance of survival.

stabbed with nail polish remover

ten inches deep

cut in my face

96% chance of survival

nice.

I’ve been stabbed by my own pants in my own leg. 6 inches deep.

53% percent survival.

What the heck.

I’ve been stabbed with my blanket

5 inches deep

on my wrist 

78% chance

wait

so i was stabbed with my beanbag chair??

7 inches deep in the head????

97% chance of living haH OKAY mAKES PERFECT SENSE

stabbed…with a modem, three inches deep in the ear…wait 3% chance of survival, how the fuck does that make sense

I’ve been stabbed with a cheeto

two inches deep on the face

82% chance of survival

I’ve been stabbed with my pants three inches deep into my neck. I have 14% chance of survival.

Goodbye everyone.

I was stabbed with my pen 12 inches into my thigh. I have a 41% chance. Fuck

I was stabbed with my phone (HOW?), 6 inches into my arm, I have a 32% chance of survival. I’d say I’m pretty fucked, and what a sad, sad way to die.

(Source: klondyk3)