The Littlest Badass Who Could

heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:49:26 -0400

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

cheskasmagicshire: vidaypoesiaa: solarsaturation: ronpaulprobl...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:40:20 -0400

cheskasmagicshire:

vidaypoesiaa:

solarsaturation:

ronpaulproblems:

“Old Economy Steve”

mad as hell

that fucker

Motherfuck

isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:34:21 -0400

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

sexual

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:31:01 -0400

sexual

smilestootybooty: turntechgodisc: turntechgodisc: you ever assume that when hussie makes a design...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:30:28 -0400

smilestootybooty:

turntechgodisc:

turntechgodisc:

you ever assume that when hussie makes a design or outfit for a character hes just staring back at the fandom and saying “yeah just TRY and cosplay that fuckers”

buzzfeed: Raven understood what being a teenager was really...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:30:12 -0400

buzzfeed:

Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.

lorenzo-drums: This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:29:05 -0400

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.

rampaigehalseyface: blimpcat: i was listening to this song...

Fri, 24 May 2013 03:28:41 -0400

rampaigehalseyface:

blimpcat:

i was listening to this song when i came across this gif on my dash and im giggling at how well it’s fitting with it help skdjfksdfsg

I keep expecting it to fall out of sync and yet…

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:45:14 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 01:09:01 -0400

So I’ll be going to AN tomorrow night. I won’t be cosplaying tomorrow. I’m not...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:29:39 -0400

So I’ll be going to AN tomorrow night.

I won’t be cosplaying tomorrow. I’m not really sure what I’ll be wearing. Probably my green SLASH shirt like the one in my talksprites.

All I know is tomorrow or tonight I have to find my Sollux shirt and wash it. Otherwise I’ll have to find something else to wear for him, and it’ll likely be my yellow and white SWAG shirt, like it or not.

I know for sure on Sunday I’ll be an Elsen. I’ve got my dress shirt washed for that already.

If you’re good at recognizing faces and happen to spot me, come say hello!

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:11:11 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:10:51 -0400

theangelgabrieldidmyhair: The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:10:21 -0400

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too: azureanimator: have-a-plate-of-fu...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:07:40 -0400

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

azureanimator:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

tinydoodles:

prussiancancer:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

CRIES LOUDLY

SOMEONE PLEASE DO A REDRAW OF THIS

POKEMON ANGRY BIRD

hello friends i am here

thank you glorious being

oH MY GOD
thank you people for making this post glorious

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: linkisinthesoul: starfleetgrad: Me...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:05:37 -0400

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

linkisinthesoul:

starfleetgrad:

Meg: calling men out on their bullshit since 700 BC.

#can we talk about sassy Hercules in the first gif?

gly9h-the-hellhound: pillory: Oscar was adopted as a kitten...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:05:15 -0400

gly9h-the-hellhound:

pillory:

Oscar was adopted as a kitten from an animal shelter and grew up in the third-floor end-stage dementia unit at Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Providence, Rhode Island. The 41-bed unit treats people with Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease and other illnesses, most of whom are in the end stage of life and are generally unaware of their surroundings. Oscar was one of six cats adopted by Steere House, which bills itself as a “pet friendly” facility.

After about six months, the staff noticed that Oscar, just like the doctors and nurses, would make his own rounds. Oscar would sniff and observe patients, then curl up to sleep with certain ones. The patients he would sleep with often died within several hours of his arrival. One of the first cases involved a patient who had a blood clot in her leg that was ice cold at the time. Oscar wrapped his body around her leg and stayed until the woman died.In another instance, the doctor had made a determination of impending death based on the patient’s condition, while Oscar simply walked away, causing the doctor to believe that Oscar’s streak (12 at the time) had ended. However, it would be later discovered that the doctor’s prognosis was simply 10 hours too early: Oscar later visited the patient, who died two hours later.

Oscar’s accuracy led the staff to institute a new and unusual protocol: once he is discovered sleeping with a patient, staff will call family members to notify them of the patient’s (expected) impending death.

Most of the time the patient’s family has no issue with Oscar being present at the time of death. On those occasions when he is removed from the room at the family’s request, he is known to pace back and forth in front of the door and meow in protest. When present, Oscar will stay by the patient until they die, then after death will quietly leave the room.

i find this very interesting as this behavior seems common in many cats that reside in mental and nursing homes. Often sharing the bed of the soon to be deceased. In the ancient world cats were revered by many cultures, most famously Ancient Egypt, as guardians of the underworld, keepers of the gate of death, and sometimes even harbingers of death itself. This makes me wonder whether this behavior was observed during ancient times as well and perhaps prompted this belief and many practices surrounding it.

bookninja4: politicsandhandgrenades: “Just do good” this is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:01:28 -0400

bookninja4:

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”

this is literally what i have been saying since i was born

four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

I’m so happy right now.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:00:16 -0400

thisismyoneroomdisco: adventurerscelebrationgathering: Tell...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:59:37 -0400

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.